Here are some of the best dirty Thanksgiving pick up lines to spice things up to level up your flirting game.
Moreover, these dirty pick up lines for adults include dirty Thanksgiving and turkey jokes for adults.
Happy Thanksgiving…!!!
Dirty Thanksgiving Jokes
“Hope this dinner won’t be the only thing filling me up tonight.”
“I wanna play with your butterballs.”
“Want to candy my yams?”
“Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year.”
“I’ve got something for you to gobble.”
“What do you call a happy ending in November? Wanksgiving”
“Would you like to try some of this dark meat?”
“I’d love to get you in my gravy boat.”
“Glad I brought out the oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.”
“Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.”
“You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.”
Dirty Turkey Jokes
“Can you stuff me like a Thanksgiving turkey?”
“Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.”
“Those juicy br*asts are making me hungry!”
“What’s the difference between Turkey and your mom? I can’t stand eating Turkey two days in a row.”
“What are you going for tonight: thighs or br*asts?”
“You make my turkey timer pop.”
“Talk Turkey to me”
“(with Turkey Breasts) “Stop staring at my br*asts”
“Hello Gourd-geous”
“This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.”
Dirty Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines For Adults
“There’s only one cavity I want to stuff tonight.”
“Is that a turkey leg in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Wow, that’s one fantastic spread!”
“I wanna see your horn of plenty.”
“I’d rather have you butter my biscuits.”
“Gobble gobble, I love watching you wobble.”
“Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?”
“Saving room for you for dessert.”
“Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”
“I’d rather be feasting on you tonight.”
“Glad I brought out the oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.”
“I’m going to make your Plymouth Rock. (Lolz.)”
“Do you want to hop on my gravy train?”
“What did the confused turkey say? Mooooooo!”
“The best part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing.”
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