The pursuit of happiness” means

It’s cool to hit on you, right?

Give me your p*nties or 

Give me death.

Hey baby,  are you ready for your trial? 

I’m afraid it has to be a speedy one.

I’m a man without a country.

Can I be a citizen of you?

I’m glad there’s freedom of religion because

 I worship you.

I will go full-term in your

Oval office.