All the other guys out there are like broken bats,

I'm a good, hard wood

Are we in the bullpen?

Cuz you're warming me up.

Are you in the outfield?

Because you're an angel.

As a baseball player,

I know my way around the bases.

Can you tame my diamondback?

Everybody else has

Did you just hit me with a pitch? 

Cuz I'm feeling faint.

Girl is your name baseball,

Cause I just want to hit it.

I'm an outfielder

I'll catch you.

My dugout,

Or yours?

What's long and hard and intimidates everyone?

My BAT. Isn't it adorable?