All the other guys out there are like broken bats,

Are we in the bullpen?

[{"selector":"#anim-729ba4a4-956f-44b2-80fd-95811d67b122","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-103.9267%, 0px, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-d681a718-3b2b-4b07-9201-c44fbfc0b86c","keyframes":{"opacity":[0,1]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-0c711be8-ced6-4ac9-975b-ace296786671","keyframes":{"transform":["scale(0.15)","scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"forwards"}] [{"selector":"#anim-be6c2d4e-ba83-44e4-968d-124bb5951f27 [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-15.401785458293576%, 0, 0)","translate3d(0%, 0, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":4000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"both"}]

Are you in the outfield?

[{"selector":"#anim-131da74a-29b6-4e13-99bd-3f53d2b9b182 [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate(-1.049835010754816%, 14.539006661846736%) scale(0.7092198581560284)","translate(0%, 0%) scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":4000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"forwards"}] [{"selector":"#anim-da095d2b-87a2-4249-8149-579838c207c8","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-103.9267%, 0px, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-79a4fbdf-2d4d-4af7-ae3a-b21185c68599","keyframes":{"opacity":[0,1]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-988bbf14-632e-4ff6-b4e0-d1502b759fb7","keyframes":{"transform":["scale(0.15)","scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"forwards"}]

As a baseball player,

[{"selector":"#anim-b538ab29-136c-4e03-96b5-5f3813c5b197 [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate(3.7174296383560175%, 12.929894628799502%) scale(0.7407407407407407)","translate(0%, 0%) scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":4000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"forwards"}] [{"selector":"#anim-4d90dbce-cd49-4043-a637-3374d2f565fc","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-103.9267%, 0px, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-f6b66a48-0b4d-4eb2-b50b-ae90ff539b60","keyframes":{"opacity":[0,1]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-2fe85af8-eef5-4ae3-b288-7354d007b1a3","keyframes":{"transform":["scale(0.15)","scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"forwards"}]

Can you tame my diamondback?

[{"selector":"#anim-a82c43c0-0385-4bb8-9084-8c1cb087578d [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate(0.33686669395439295%, 5.718713521061476%) scale(0.8264462809917356)","translate(0%, 0%) scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":4000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"forwards"}] [{"selector":"#anim-d5cbb3aa-1456-4b33-ace5-56004d92e4e1","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-103.9267%, 0px, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-1c2a2305-176e-4cd2-87ac-deaadaf941ee","keyframes":{"opacity":[0,1]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-f4c2733a-e08c-411e-ae03-fd121479e77d","keyframes":{"transform":["scale(0.15)","scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"forwards"}]

Did you just hit me with a pitch?

[{"selector":"#anim-8c512364-08d7-404a-844e-1cee5edaa8af [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate(5.764370857616073%, 10.315206053153485%) scale(0.7575757575757576)","translate(0%, 0%) scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":4000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"forwards"}] [{"selector":"#anim-37248b94-b009-44e6-8831-601cb5483910","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-103.9267%, 0px, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-c6c45838-3ecb-4428-ac38-31feef879810","keyframes":{"opacity":[0,1]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-ba06f27c-3ff5-4205-a4e8-a4898f1e9f72","keyframes":{"transform":["scale(0.15)","scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"forwards"}]

Girl is your name baseball,

[{"selector":"#anim-7308073f-ed1a-43c8-b041-bcdaba21a50f [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate(0%, 0%) scale(1.5)","translate(0%, 0%) scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":4000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"forwards"}] [{"selector":"#anim-179dbfa0-135e-4aba-860c-2a2a018b49a8","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-103.9267%, 0px, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-401b214c-a065-4156-9af4-ba0cef5c37d1","keyframes":{"opacity":[0,1]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-b42bf4d6-4f2c-421d-9615-0be35a33d7f1","keyframes":{"transform":["scale(0.15)","scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"forwards"}]

I'm an outfielder

[{"selector":"#anim-19a45cb7-aaf4-4c27-8825-30a2930f220d [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate(-1.889473377603626%, -8.407605923650538%) scale(1.3355704697986577)","translate(0%, 0%) scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":4000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"forwards"}] [{"selector":"#anim-bbe13424-113f-44e4-9857-ff8a6eba3bdd","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-103.9267%, 0px, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-0e55e00d-8323-4dee-a5ce-c9a72f8b49f6","keyframes":{"opacity":[0,1]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-a2202115-638d-4eda-bea4-85a69bdee9b5","keyframes":{"transform":["scale(0.15)","scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"forwards"}]

My dugout,

[{"selector":"#anim-931d1c26-d1e9-4dee-9d4b-4d6da29c09a6 [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate(0%, 0%) scale(1.5)","translate(0%, 0%) scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":4000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"forwards"}] [{"selector":"#anim-781d78eb-2dbd-4754-b78b-71acdc778e0f","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-103.9267%, 0px, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-e68c4252-b9cf-47ad-b5a2-e03240e943c2","keyframes":{"opacity":[0,1]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-f0d686c1-a158-4e20-b56e-a33980f4ed3f","keyframes":{"transform":["scale(0.15)","scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"forwards"}]

What's long and hard and intimidates everyone?

[{"selector":"#anim-0b149386-383f-4422-89cf-756cb8ece57e [data-leaf-element=\"true\"]","keyframes":{"transform":["translate(-8.929106366645744%, -4.895051287972576%) scale(1.4385964912280702)","translate(0%, 0%) scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":4000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(.3,0,.55,1)","fill":"forwards"}] [{"selector":"#anim-44f0cd45-5177-4d0b-b16f-c48857fa7c51","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-103.9267%, 0px, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-6acd9896-56a7-4d26-ab39-b1e5427f871d","keyframes":{"opacity":[0,1]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-8734d7e5-f68c-47d6-9b41-d8e7d94b18db","keyframes":{"transform":["scale(0.15)","scale(1)"]},"delay":0,"duration":3000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"forwards"}] Learn more

All the other guys out there are like broken bats,

I'm a good, hard wood

Are we in the bullpen?

Cuz you're warming me up.

Are you in the outfield?

Because you're an angel.

As a baseball player,

I know my way around the bases.

Can you tame my diamondback?

Everybody else has

Did you just hit me with a pitch?

Cuz I'm feeling faint.

Girl is your name baseball,

Cause I just want to hit it.

I'm an outfielder

I'll catch you.

My dugout,

Or yours?

What's long and hard and intimidates everyone?

My BAT. Isn't it adorable?