80+ Valentines Day Quotes For Singles To Cheer You Up | Funny, Sarcastic, Happy | 2022

Valentines Day Quotes For Singles

Whether you’re happy being single or not on February 14th/Valentine’s day, it’s always nice to have fun in every moment.

To celebrate this holiday of love, here are happy Valentines day quotes for singles to enjoy and remind you why you don’t need a valentine.

Moreover, you can spend quality time with yourself and enjoy your singlehood on Valentine’s Day!

You can inspire yourself and others (friends) who are single with these quotes to have a fun time.

Also, these single Valentine’s day quotes include funny, sarcastic, positive, etc to keep you happy and inspired so you don’t feel depressed.

Take a look and pick suitable quotes and sayings from below to help you stay positive and happy being single on valentines day. Enjoy!

Funny Valentines Day Quotes For Singles 2022

Funny Valentines Day Quotes For Singles

“I have chosen to be single because it makes my bank account as fat as Shrek.”

“By God, I shall spend the entire Valentine’s Day with the love of my life…Myself!”

“I guess I’d just have to date myself today.”

“There’s nothing I am better at doing than being single!”

“Reminder that being single means you get to eat all the fries …”

“I have chosen to be single because it makes my bank account as fat as Shrek.”

“I am out to break the Guinness world record for most Valentine Days spent alone.”

“This Valentine, I can’t help but envy my calendar simply because it has dates whereas I don’t.”

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“I dumped my girlfriend/boyfriend on February 13th in hopes that being alone on Valentine’s Day will make me appreciate her/him more.”

Sarcastic Valentines Day Quotes For Singles 2022

Sarcastic Valentines Day Quotes For Singles

“Me and an entire box of chocolate all to myself is a match made in heaven!”

“Let’s celebrate not having to celebrate Valentine’s Day.”

“I’m going to spend Valentine’s Day with my ex…box 360.”

“I know why I am single. My parents-in-law were not able to have children.”

“Just saved tons of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single.”

“When you have long-lasting AA batteries, being single can be super awesome!”

“I’m single today because my heart was created to pump blood and not fall in love.”

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“I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world. The only problem is she’s invincible.”

“Next February I’m going to file a lawsuit against Valentine’s Day for singles’ discrimination.”

Positive Valentines Day Quotes For Singles 2022

Positive Valentines Day Quotes For Singles

“Single is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize.” Mandy Hale

“I love being single. It’s almost like being rich.” Sue Grafton

“Be a lamp unto your own feet; do not seek outside yourself.” Buddha

“I’m single because I was born that way.” Mae West

“Being single doesn’t mean no one loves you. It means that God is busy writing your love story.”

“S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loyal and Enlightened”

“I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out as late as I want to.” Eric Dickerson

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“I don’t need Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.” Katy Perry

“Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.”

“Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand.”

“Who cares? I’m awesome.”

“I’m going to be celebrating Valentine’s Day Han’s style … solo.”

“Being single means you get to do whatever you want this V-day …”

“Yes, I am going to be single on valentine’s day. No, I don’t think it’s a big deal.”

“The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.” Ann Landers

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“A few people have the privilege of enjoying Valentine’s Day with someone they truly love, but even fewer have the blessing of enjoying it even more alone!”

Valentine’s Day Quotes For Single Friends 2022

Valentine's Day Quotes For Friends

“Friends are the flowers in the garden of life.”

“I already have a therapist. I have you.”

Boyfriend/girlfriend come and go, but friends are forever!”

“A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helps you create them.”

“Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.” Ed Cunningham

“Sometimes being with your best friend is all the therapy you need.”

“The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.” Hubert H. Humphrey

“Best friends can turn a horrible day into one of the best days of your life.” Nathanael Richmond

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“I get by with a little help from my friends.” The Beatles

“A friend is someone who makes it easy to believe in yourself.” Heidi Wills

“Friendship’s the wine of life.” Edward Young

“There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family.”

“I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.” Roy Croft

“Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.” Jacques Delille

Friendship enriches your life and makes it more interesting.” Wendi Deng Murdoch

I hope these valentines day quotes for singles help you have a fun time reading and sharing with your friends and people who are single.

Moreover, check out these inspirational quotes, sayings, and blessings to get more ideas that suit different moods and situations.

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