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Snarky New Year Sayings

Here are snarky new year sayings filled with sarcastic quotes on funny new year resolutions.

Moreover, many people every year make new resolutions for the upcoming year but always the same as they were last year.

Therefore, share these snarky new year sayings and quotes with your friends and people who always make resolutions but get fail every year.

Take a look and pick your favorite funny new year quotes with sarcastic images to make everyone laugh over them.

Or, use them in these snarky sayings on the new year to write into greeting cards to have a fun time. Enjoy!

Snarky New Year Sayings

Snarky New Years Sayings

“My New Year’s resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic. Like I won’t screw that up right away.”

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“Cheer’s to another year of resolutions we won’t finish. Happy New Year!”

Funny New Year Resolution Sayings

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s Resolutions!”

“Cheers to those who are walking into 2022 single. Happy New Year!!”

“People treat New Year’s like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow.”

“Money won’t solve my problems, but a glass of champagne would.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.”

“It’s officially New Year’s Eve, you only have a couple of hours to do all the things you will resolve not to do in the new year.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.”

“Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. Happy New Year!!”

“My new year’s resolution was going to be that i whould stop being sarcastic, but dammit, I’m no quitter.”

“People say that laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.”

“I don’t believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead in this New Year.”

“Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wind, and everything fine.”

“You’d be in good shape, if you ran as much as your mouth. Happy New Year!”

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments in this New Year!!”

“Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.”

“Here comes another one for the motivated people, New Year resolution … More time on Treadmill.”

“I don’t have a new year’s resolution you don’t need that crap when you’re perfect.”

“Many years ago, I made a New Year’s resolution to never make new year’s resolutions. Hell, it’s been the only resolution I’ve ever kept!”

“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.”

“My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are.”

“I love it when they drop the ball in Times Square. It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.”

“A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.”

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions”

“New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.”

“What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve? Social Security.”

“New Years Eve forecast: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.”

“What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve? I haven’t seen you for a year!”

“Dear Luck, …..can we be friends in 2022 Please?”

“I want to get so drunk that if vampires bit my neck they’d get a Bloody Mary.”

“Every year I make a resolution to change myself……. this year I’m making a resolution to be myself!”

“I’m actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year.”

“Best New Year’s Resolution: Start giving up. Giving Up.”

“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.”

“Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.”

I hope these snarky new year sayings are a fun activity to share with others to inspire them to pursue their new year’s resolution this year.

Moreover, check out these quotes and sayings for inspirational ideas to share with others that suit different moods and situations.

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