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Naughty Text To Your Crush

If your partner is away from you or lives somewhere else. Sending some flirty or naughty text to your crush him or her does not cause any harm.

Go with the flow after dropping a few unplanned flirty kissing talk text messages to your partner, or crush to keep them interested.

Pick suitable naughty quotes for your crush from below and express the feelings 365 days. Enjoy!

Naughty Texts For Him To Turn Him On 2022

Naughty Texts For Him To Turn Him On

“Did I tell you what I call my b**bs?”

“Last night I had the wildest dream…and you were in it!”

“I’m gonna wear my f*ck-me heels for our date tonight.”

“What are you doing later? Mind if I drop by to blow you?”

“Did you jerk off lately? If not, maybe I can help.”

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“I’m imagining you making love to me by pushing me against the wall..”

“I just laid in bed for the last hour thinking about you…guess what I was doing!”

“I found some s*x positions I think we should try, what do you say?”

“My roommates are gone this weekend. We can be as loud as we want tonight, and I want to be loud.”

“I’ve got something to show you. It’s a surprise, and you’re going to have to undress me to find it.”

Flirty Texts For Crush 2022

Flirty Texts For Crush

“What would you say if I asked you to come over right now?”

“I’m making the first move when it comes to texting, so I’m expecting you to make the first move when it comes to kissing.”

“This is me asking you out. Want to get coffee on Saturday?”

“I wish you were here next to me right now.”

“I’m in bed and soooo cold. I need a cuddle buddy.”

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“Can I sleep in your sweatshirt tonight?”

“I never get bored of thinking about you/talking to you.”

“Netflix? Chill? Both?”

“Guess what I’m not wearing right now?”

“Can’t stop thinking about your lips.”

Flirty Texts About Kissing 2022

Flirty Texts About Kissing

“Instead of missing you, I could be kissing you.”

“What would you do if I kissed you?”

“Are your lips always that luscious, or were you allergic to the seafood we had for dinner?”

“Can’t stop thinking about your lips.”

“The next time we hang out, I don’t think I’ll be able stop myself from giving you a kiss.”

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“Promise me you’ll give me a kiss soon.”

“Your kiss last night made me go weak in the knees. I’d love to experience that again.”

“Dang! Where did you learn to kiss like that?”

“You’re definitely one of the best kissers I’ve ever kissed. To confirm, though, I might need to kiss you again soon…”

“I love kissing your lips, but I wonder how much I’d like kissing other places, too.”

“You use your tongue so well when we kiss. I can think of some ways we could put that to further use.”

Naughty Text To Your Crush To Make Him Laugh 2022

Naughty Text To Your Crush To Make Him Laugh

“Are you related to Google? You are everything I’m searching for”

“Whatever Gods made you were seriously showing off, and I’m a big fan”

“Do you believe in love in the first text, or should I text you a few hundred more times?”

“I just want you to know that you’re my favorite distraction of all times”

“Are you free for the rest of your life, Mister? Because I sure am”

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“Can you send me a selfie? I’d like to show Santa what I want for Christmas this year”

“Are you related to Siri? You auto-complete me”

“Without you here, baby, my heart feels like it is on lockdown”

“I wish I was a cat so I could spend all nine of my lives with you”

“I think I’m addicted to you… and I feel like I desperately need a fix right now”

Flirty Texts For Her 2022

Flirty Texts For Her

“I want to unwrap you tonight, like the perfect surprise gift.”

“I can’t believe I found a woman who’s smart, funny, AND incredibly sexy.”

“I want to wake up in the middle of the night with your mouth on mine.”

“You’ve definitely already caught me, but every single day you reel me in more and more.”

“I’ve been thinking about you an enormous amount today…and it’s only 10 am.”

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“I just wasted a lot of water in the shower because I was thinking about you the whole time.” 

“I can’t stop thinking about how amazing you looked last night. I couldn’t keep my eyes off you.”

“I miss the feeling of your body on mine. Can we remedy that tonight?”

“I’m sorry you’re having a rough day. Let me make it up to you tonight. Your body is stunning. I want to explore every last inch of it.”

“My thoughts are especially X-rated today, can you figure out whose fault that is?”

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“I can’t wait to see my clothes lying on the floor next to yours. It’s all I can think about.”

“I want to drown in your beautiful eyes tonight.”

“I’m not a professional photographer, but I can picture us together.”

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’”

Funny Text Messages To Send Your Crush To Keep Them Interested 2022

Funny Text Messages To Send Your Crush To Keep Them Interested

“How long did it take you to figure out what Ariana Grande meant by “34+35″? Be honest.”

“Do you ever look around a party and wonder who has an electric toothbrush?”

“I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”

“If I were a triangle, would you say I was an ~acute~ one?”

“I had a dream that you asked me out on a date and I said, “No.” Can I please take it back?”

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“I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?”

“What do I have to do to get on your drunk-dial list?”

“On a scale of ‘a lot’ to ‘a lot more’, how much do you think I like you?”

“If the sun decides to take a break, you should replace it.You are hot!”

“Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.”

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“Are you chili? Because you were the spice, I was missing in life.”

“What did peanut butter say to the burger? Who cares! I just want to know if you wanna grab a bite with me?”

“Are you lost on a deserted island? Because your reply takes forever to reach me.”

I hope these Naughty text to your crush are useful to express your feelings with the right set of words.

Moreover, check out these questions to asknames to call, and pick up lines to get more ideas to romance and spice things up.

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