To celebrate the happiness of marriage, here are 70+ happy marriage quotes and sayings of all time.
Whether you’re looking for happy marriage quotes for yourself or others to wish who are engaged, newly married (getting married), or long time married to the same person.
These 70+ happy marriage quotes from books, movies, and celebrities will help you.
Moreover, you can use these happy marriage texts to share with your partner and expect some heart emojis to come back. Enjoy!
Funny Happy Marriage Quotes To Add Some LOLs 2024
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” Rita Rudner
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” Prince Phillip
“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.” Ogden Nash
“A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.”
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” Groucho Marx
“We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.” Henry Youngman
“Marriage is not just spiritual communion. It is also remembering to take out the trash.” Dr. Joyce Brothers
“Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” Phyllis Diller
“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.”
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” Erma Bombeck
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“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” Maryon Pearson
“The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.'”
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” Chris Rock
“For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.” Catherine Zeta-Jones
“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.” Rodney Dangerfield
“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need ten years before you can call yourself a beginner.” Jerry Seinfeld
“My husband and I have never considered divorce … murder sometimes, but never divorce.” Dr. Joyce Brothers
“Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing.” Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.” Dorothy Parker
“The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him.” Oscar Wilde
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“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterward.” Benjamin Franklin
“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.” Ann Bancroft
“A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.” Andre Maurois
“Marriage a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.” Ogden Nash
“Everyone is born equal in life until they get married.”
Short Marriage Quotes And Sayings That Are Sweet 2024
“The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” Audrey Hepburn
“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgives.” Ruth Graham
“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” Mignon McLaughlin
“Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.” Paulo Coelho
“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” Michel de Montaigne
“I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.” Oliver Goldsmith
“Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.” Minnie Pearl
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“You know you’re in love when you stop comparing.” Mason Cooley
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.” Zsa Zsa Gabor
“True love stories never have endings.” Richard Bach
“It’s easy to fall in love. The hard part is finding someone to catch you.” Bertrand Russell
“There is no such cozy combination as man and wife.” Menander
“The highest happiness on earth is the happiness of marriage.” William Lyon Phelps
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” Albert Einstein
“Soul meets soul on lovers’ lips.” Percy Bysshe Shelley
“True love is never blind, but rather brings an added light.” Phoebe Cary
“You don’t marry the person you can live with you, marry the person you can’t live without.”
“Faith makes all things possible. Love makes all things easy.” Dwight Moody
“Two souls with but a single thought; two hearts that beat as one.” Friedrich Halm
Happy Marriage Quotes For Friend: Wedding Wishes 2024
“Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness.”
“Your wedding day will come and go, but may your love forever grow.”
“As Bill and Ted said, ‘Be excellent to each other.'”
“May the years ahead be filled with lasting joy.”
“Our marriage advice: Love, honor, and… scrub the toilet.” (Or suitable funny advice.)
“May the love you share today grow stronger as you grow old together.”
“Congratulations—your wedding successfully made me sob like a baby!”
“May your joining together bring you more joy than you can imagine.”
“Thanks for the free booze. Best wishes on a long, happy marriage!”
“May today be the beginning of a long, happy life together.”
You are the most perfect match for each other. Let us pray for your happy future.
“Congratulations to a wonderful friend and his/her new husband/wife.”
“Really, any punny pre-made card with a simple, “Love, us/me.”
“We’ve had so many laughs together! May you always make each other laugh!”
“May the love and happiness you feel today shine through the years.”
“I’m so happy to call you both my friends. Congratulations!”
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“Congratulations on tying the knot! May you have a happily married life!”
“I’m/we’re so thrilled to celebrate this wonderful day with you both.”
Best Wedding Card Quotes For Newly Married Couples
Here are newlywed quotes to write wedding cards that express your true feelings for your friends or someone close to you.
“True love stands by each other’s side on good days and stands closer on bad days.”
“A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.”
“Love, laughter, and happily ever after.”
“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.”
“To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to be loved by the person you love is everything.”
“Marriage is a gift from God to us. The quality of our marriage is our gift to Him.”
“Marriage cannot thrive on the leftover attention. It has to get the best effort!”
“You cannot make your marriage all good by yourself! But you can make it better all by yourself.”
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“The most successful marriages are those where both husband and wife seek to build the self-esteem of the other.”
“A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers.”
“Don’t ever stop dating your wife and don’t ever stop flirting with your husband.”
“Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.”
I hope you have found these special occasions and happy marriage quotes applicable for you to share with your partner or others who just got engaged, are newlywed, or someone in a long time married to the same person.
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