A day of giving thanks for everything we have and celebrating with the people who matter the most in our lives is what thanksgiving is about.
Pick suitable funny quotes on Thanksgiving to make you and your loved ones smile and happy..!!!
Enjoy them with your friends and family. Happy Thanksgiving..!!!
Funny Thanksgiving One-Liners
“That was plucking hilarious!”
“Is that your pop-up timer or are you just happy to see me?”
“Enough with the prelude and let’s get stuffed.”
“You know I’m all about that baste.”
“It’s time to get basted!”
“Oh my gourdness, I plucking love fall.”
“The goal is to gobble until you wobble.”
“Let’s get the gourd times rolling.”
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“Eat, drink, and cranberry!”
“Getting the longer half of the wishbone is a snap.”
“Family, friends, food – it doesn’t get any butter than this.”
“You think I’m done? Honey, you ain’t seen stuffing yet.”
“We can worry about the Christmas tree some other time. Tonight is all about the poul-tree.”
“This celebration is totally my jam.”
“I only have pies for you.”
“Hey, I just met you, and this is gravy. But here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.”
Catchy Thanksgiving Phrases
“When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.”
“Appreciation can change a day, even change a life. Your willingness to put into words is all that is necessary.”
“Gratitude can transform common days into Thanksgiving, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings.”
“If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.”
“Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.”
“Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Halftimes take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.”
“When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty, my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.”
“Thanksgiving, man… not a good day to be my pants.”
“We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives.”
“Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.” — Alphonse Karr
“The unthankful heart discovers no mercies; but the thankful heart will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings.”
“We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures.”
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes From Movies
“The Thankstini. A fun and delicious new novelty drink I invented. Cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube. Tastes just like a turkey dinner.” How I Met Your Mother, 2005.
“Thanksgiving is the easiest meal to make. Just take that turkey, throw it in the oven, and the rest will cook itself.” What’s Cooking?, 2000.
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go baste the turkey and hide the kitchen knives.” The House of Yes, 1997.
“Shouldn’t we give thanks first?”
“Thanks for what?”
“Well, that we’re not Native Americans who got their land stolen in exchange for smallpox-infested blankets.”
“Amen.” Gilmore Girls, 2002.
“I’m giving thanks that we don’t have to go through this for another year.” Home for the Holidays, 1995.
“I mean, it wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.” Friends, 1997.
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“We should just be thankful for being together. I think that’s what they mean by ‘Thanksgiving.’” A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, 1965.
“You know, not many of you kill your own Thanksgiving turkey, but you might want to consider it…” Tower Heist, 2011.
“The Thanksgiving Day Parade was first on the list.” Seinfeld, 1994.
“Our world is made of corn. Leafy corn. Corn corn. Fire corn!”
“I think they actually call that the Sun.” Free Birds, 2013.
“Hello, what’s this? Tomorrow’s Thanksgiving! You see that, Odie? Tomorrow’s Thanksgiving. That’s the day people celebrate with food by eating as much of it as possible.” Garfield’s Thanksgiving, 1989.
“What am I supposed to be thankful for, exactly? If anything, I should be thanking myself.” It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 2013.
“Safety never takes a holiday.” Paul Blart: Mall Cop, 2009.
“November is all I know and all I ever want to know.” Sweet November, 2001.
Jokes Funny Thanksgiving Quotes For A Smile
“I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.”
What do you call a dumb gobbler?
“A jerky turkey.”
What has feathers and webbed feet?
“A turkey wearing scuba gear.”
What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz?
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
“Because they use such FOWL language.”
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
“Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.”
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
“The turkey trot.”
Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
“Because their belt buckles are on their hats!”
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
“Because he had the drumsticks.”
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
“They suspected it of fowl play.”
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
“I’ll let you know next week.”
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
“Boy! I’m stuffed!”
Where did the first corn come from?
“The stalk brought it.”
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
“To keep his wigwam.”
What will you call the ghost of a turkey?
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What type of dessert does a turkey have at the Turkey Day feast?
What did the dad say when his family told him to stop making lame jokes about cold turkeys?
“I can’t quit cold turkey.”
If a large turkey is called a gobbler, what would you call a baby turkey?
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
“He had an arrow escape.”
How did the pilgrims travel to pursue higher studies?
Funny Happy Thanksgiving Quotes
“Have a wonderful Thanksgiving! Our friendship is at the top of my list of things I’m grateful for this Thanksgiving season.”
“Happy Thanksgiving to my best friend ever. May you have all of life’s greatest things now and every day.”
“May God grant you everything that you desire. May every day He showers you with an uncountable blessing. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family.”
“Today is the day to reflect on our blessings and you are at the top of the list. I can never imagine how gloomy and dull my life would be without your existence. I have learned a lot from you. Thanks for everything, mate!”
“Happy Thanksgiving bestie! It is friends like you that continuously show love and care that I am genuinely thankful for this period.”
“Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family! May this Thanksgiving come with happiness, erase the sadness, and increase the blessings in your family.”
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“Today, enjoy every moment and give thanks to God for all of his blessings. Wishing you and your family a happy Thanksgiving.”
“We wish you and your family a happy thanksgiving! Let’s recall those amazing memories we spent together and show gratitude for the people we are thankful to have.”
“Happy Thanksgiving to the people who helped me to be me. Wishing you a peaceful and joy-filled Thanksgiving. Have a lovely celebration.”
“Happy Thanksgiving to those closest to my heart. I’m forever thankful to God because I have you in my life. My best wishes for a Happy Thanksgiving.”
“To all my friends, I wish you a wonderful, joyous, and fun-filled Thanksgiving.”
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