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Funny New Year Sayings

Here are some of the best and funny New Year sayings to share over text or post funny new year statuses.

These funny new year sayings will help you start the new year with laughter and make everything better.

Moreover, there are funny wishes, blessings, and greetings to write funny new year cards sayings.

Take a look and pick your favorite quotes for funny new year’s sayings to share with friends and others to have a fun start to your 2022. Enjoy!

Funny New Year Wishes For Friends

Funny New Year Wishes For Friends

“Thanks for being my partner in crime all through the year.” Happy New Year!!

Funny New Year Sayings For Friends

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” F. Scott Fitzgerald

Funny New Year Quotes For Friends

“May you become a billionaire this year, as I have dreamt that you are going to gift me a bungalow! Have a prosperous New Year!”

“Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome, and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.”

“I wish you more trips, more drinks, more parties, bunk more classes… more than the last year and have new targets to achieve Next Year… Happy New Year buddy!”

“I promise this year too I won’t let you do stupid things Alone. Happy New Year!”

“One more year to communicate just with… Face Expressions. Happy New Year!”

“I wish this Year God help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier. Happy New Year You Junkies!!”

“I will no longer wish you more success. You’ve had so much already. It should be mine this year! Happy new year to me!”

“Happy New Year! Now Go and Sleep.”

“Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!”

“I’m so excited for 2022! Can’t wait to waste another year with you. Happy New Year!”

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. Happy New Year!!”

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” Joey Adams

“Hope you do some running around, and lose a few pounds this year.” Happy New Year!

“It’s time to make old mistakes in different ways. Hurry Up! Happy New Year!”

“Happy New Year! Spoiler alert–it’s going to feel the same.”

“I hope you finally learn how to put your brain to use this year. I wish you a happy new year!”

“Happy new year. Well done – you have still been alive for several years!”

Funny New Year Card Sayings

Funny New Year Card Sayings

“May this New Year bring actual change in you – not the recurrence of old habits in a new package.”

“It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.” William Thomas

“So excited for you guys to ruin another year of your life.”

“I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.”

“Kiss me at midnight. Or whenever you want to, actually.”

“Cheers to the New Year, but booze to forget the old one.”

“The coming New Year is no joke. It just feels funny.”

“I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!”

“You will be a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. Happy New Year!”

Funny New Year Eve Quotes Sayings

Funny New Year Eve Quotes Sayings

“New Year’s Eve means parties, and kicking the old year to the curb.”

“Celebrate with these silly sayings and quotes. Beware, you may find some a bit rude!”

“Before I agree to 2022, I need to see some terms & conditions.”

“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” Bill Vaughan

“I can’t wait to control-alt-delete 2021, and start anew.”

“New Year’s Eve is finally here, where we can be drunk in public and no one minds. That’s why it’s the best holiday!”

“Dear 2022, make sure you don’t come up with temporary people.”

Funny New Year Resolution Sayings Status

Funny New Year Resolution Sayings Status

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”

“Hope you will not be bothered with New Year’s resolutions this year as well. May God bless you, friend.”

“This year my resolution is to find out who I am.”

“Go ahead make a resolution. It’s not as complicated as pregnancy.”

“New Year’s Resolution… More time on the treadmill.”

“I don’t have a new year’s resolution you don’t need that cr@p when you’re perfect.”

“My resolution: Stop procrastinating. But, ya know, it’s a holiday. I’ll start next week.”

“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.” Oscar Wilde

“My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.”

“A new year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.”

Short Funny New Year Sayings

Short Funny New Year Sayings

“Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.” William Shakespeare

“Though I am wishing you a very Happy New Year, remember you still have the same old louse of a spouse!”

“Good parties create a temporary youthfulness.” Mason Cooley

“Happy New Year! It is midnight already, and you are getting old – just go to sleep!”

“Let us celebrate this New Year’s Eve in honor of the time we successfully wasted this year.”

“It’s time to make old mistakes in different ways. Hurray! Happy New Year!”

“9 pm is the new midnight.”

“Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on.” Hal Borland

“Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time.” Jean Paul Richter

“A sparkly new year to start fresh on old bad habits.”

“Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring out the false, ring in the true.” Alfred

“Read books instead of reading my status! Happy new year.”

“If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.”

I hope these funny new year sayings are a fun activity to share with friends and others.

Moreover, check out these blessings quotes and sayings to get more ideas that suit different moods and situations.

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