100 Funny Friendship Quotes & Status For Best Friends 2020

All need good friends but best friends are the ones you live eternally. Some quotes are one-liner and short. Some are crazy. Some of them are so amazing that you can’t stop yourself from sending some to your best friend right away.

Funny Friendship Quotes & Status For Best Friends 2020
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Stupid And Mad Friends Quotes And Sayings For Facebook Status

  • We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. -Unknown
  • If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.-Unknown
  • Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. -Unknown
  • A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body. -Jim Hayes
  • Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public -Unknown
  • Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time. -Unknown
  • It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • I was an innocent being..Then my best friend came along.
  • Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital. -Unknown
  • Friendship is…being equally annoying.
  • Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Funny Friendship Quotes For Dumb Friend One Liners

  • Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and i don’t speak English.
  • Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
  • We all have that one friend…
  • Yes, she’s annoying but i love her
  • Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone.
  • All the best people are crazy.
  • Meet my partner in crime
  • It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
  • Never let your best friends get lonely..Keep disturbing them..!!
  • We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.
  • You call me your best friend, but where were you when my selfie only had four likes?

Funny Best Friends Forever Quotes For Insta Pictures

  1. Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. -Unknown
  2. You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. -Unknown.
  3. I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people. -Unknown
  4. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
  5. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. -Bernard Meltzer
  6. We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. -Unknown
  7. Me and my best friends can communicate with just facial expressions. -Unknown
  8. Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life. -Unknown
  9. Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
  1. As soon as i saw you, i knew an adventure was going to happen.
  2. A true friend cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves more than a lover.
  3. There are big ships and small ships but the best of all are friendships.
  4. Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
  5. Friends are god’s way of apologizing to us for our families.
  6. A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Funniest Quotes About Friendship, Friends Masti Status

  • We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way.
  • You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
  • Different but best friends.
  • I hope we never get tired of making fun of each other.
  • Best friends keeps your secret longer – at least for one hour.
  • Best memories come from bad ideas.
  • Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
  • When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
  • If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not really your friends.
  • A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
  • Let’s hang out together as soon as i feel it won’t be a waste of my time
  • Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: run loser run!
  • Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
  • Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.
  • Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Funny Quotes On Friendaversary Whatsapp & Facebook Status

  • Best friends never get tired of making jokes about each other.
  • I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
  • If you aren’t somewhat crazy in the head, I’m afraid we can’t be friends.
  • If you have a friend who understands your level of craziness, that one friend is all you ever need!
  • She is my best friend. You break her heart; i will break your face.
  • Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!
  • Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.
  • Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.
  • Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life.
  • We go together like coffee & donuts.
  • We go together like cupcakes & frosting.
  • You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
  • I love people i can be crazy with.
  • You’re weird. I like you.
  • Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
  • We all have that one friend who never learned how to whisper.

BFF Funny Miss You Quotes For Teasing Captions

  • If you have two friends in your lifetime, you’re lucky. If you have one good friend, you’re more than lucky.
  • Some people talk to you in their free time and some people free their time to talk to you.
  • Love the people you can be weird with.
  • Sometimes talking to your best friend is the only therapy you need.
  • Our friendship is like a cup of tea…A special blend of you and me!
  • You’re not best friends if you didn’t hate each other when you first met.
  • I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
  • Rain or shine…i’ll always be here. Pinky promise!
  • A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
  • You’re my Nemo. If you get lost in the great, big ocean, I’ll find you.

Funny Quotes About Weird Best Guy Friend From A Girl

  • No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
  • You and I are more than friends we’re like a really small gang.
  • Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. -Sicilian Proverb
  • Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. -Unknown
  • Friends knock on the door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.
  • A good friend is like a box of chocolate …sweet, nutty, & a good remedy for a bad day!
  • You are the only person i don’t mind sharing my coke bottle with.
  • Life is about finding people who are your kind of crazy.
  • Best friends are hard to find cuz the very best one is already mine.
  • I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it.
  • I love you because we hate the same stuff.
  • I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
  • A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Insane Friends Quotes For Funny Instagram Captions

  • We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
  • Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with your best friends.
  • Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
  • I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
  • Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face!
  • Me and my group of friends are the funniest humans i know.
  • I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

Group Of 3 Best Friends Bakchod Quotes Or Funny Trio Quotes

  • We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
  • Our craziness made us best friends.
  • Combined study is meeting with friends where all aspects of the world are discussed except studies.
  • Finding friends with the same mental disorder. Priceless!!
  • Everyone has a friend, who is a plant-killer.
  • Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends.
  • My friends are the most weirdest, most craziest people i know but i love them.
  • Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
  • We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. -Unknown
  • That awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
  • True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.

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