All need good friends but best friends are the ones you live with eternally. Some quotes are one-liner and short.
Some are crazy. Some of them are so amazing that you can’t stop yourself from sending some to your best friend right away.
Check out these 100+ funny friendship quotes to share with your friends.
Stupid And Mad Friends Quotes And Sayings For Facebook Status
- We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. -Unknown
- If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.-Unknown
- Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. -Unknown
- A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body. -Jim Hayes
- Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public -Unknown
- Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time. -Unknown
- It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
- I was an innocent being..Then my best friend came along.
- Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital. -Unknown
- Friendship is…being equally annoying.
- Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Funny Friendship Quotes For Dumb Friend One Liners
- Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and i don’t speak English.
- Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
- We all have that one friend…
- Yes, she’s annoying but i love her
- Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone.
- All the best people are crazy.
- Meet my partner in crime
- It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
- Never let your best friends get lonely..Keep disturbing them..!!
- We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.
- You call me your best friend, but where were you when my selfie only had four likes?
Funny Best Friends Forever Quotes For Insta Pictures
- Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. -Unknown
- You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. -Unknown.
- I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people. -Unknown
- It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
- A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. -Bernard Meltzer
- We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. -Unknown
- Me and my best friends can communicate with just facial expressions. -Unknown
- Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life. -Unknown
- Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
- As soon as i saw you, i knew an adventure was going to happen.
- A true friend cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves more than a lover.
- There are big ships and small ships but the best of all are friendships.
- Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
- Friends are god’s way of apologizing to us for our families.
- A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
Funniest Quotes About Friendship, Friends Masti Status
- We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way.
- You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
- Different but best friends.
- I hope we never get tired of making fun of each other.
- Best friends keep your secret longer – at least for one hour.
- Best memories come from bad ideas.
- Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
- When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
- If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not really your friends.
- A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
- Let’s hang out together as soon as i feel it won’t be a waste of my time
- Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: run loser run!
- Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
- Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.
- Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
Funny Quotes On Friendaversary Whatsapp & Facebook Status
- Best friends never get tired of making jokes about each other.
- I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
- If you aren’t somewhat crazy in the head, I’m afraid we can’t be friends.
- If you have a friend who understands your level of craziness, that one friend is all you ever need!
- She is my best friend. You break her heart; i will break your face.
- Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!
- Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.
- Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.
- Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life.
- We go together like coffee & donuts.
- We go together like cupcakes & frosting.
- You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
- I love people i can be crazy with.
- You’re weird. I like you.
- Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
- We all have that one friend who never learned how to whisper.
BFF Funny Miss You Quotes For Teasing Captions
- If you have two friends in your lifetime, you’re lucky. If you have one good friend, you’re more than lucky.
- Some people talk to you in their free time and some people free their time to talk to you.
- Love the people you can be weird with.
- Sometimes talking to your best friend is the only therapy you need.
- Our friendship is like a cup of tea…A special blend of you and me!
- You’re not best friends if you didn’t hate each other when you first met.
- I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
- Rain or shine… I’ll always be here. Pinky promise!
- A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
- You’re my Nemo. If you get lost in the great, big ocean, I’ll find you.
Funny Quotes About Weird Best Guy Friend From A Girl
- No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
- You and I are more than friends we’re like a really small gang.
- Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. -Sicilian Proverb
- Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. -Unknown
- Friends knock on the door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.
- A good friend is like a box of chocolate …sweet, nutty, & a good remedy for a bad day!
- You are the only person i don’t mind sharing my coke bottle with.
- Life is about finding people who are your kind of crazy.
- Best friends are hard to find cuz the very best one is already mine.
- I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it.
- I love you because we hate the same stuff.
- I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
- A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
Insane Friends Quotes For Funny Instagram Captions
- We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
- Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with your best friends.
- Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
- I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
- Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face!
- Me and my group of friends are the funniest humans i know.
- I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
Group Of 3 Best Friends Bakchod Quotes Or Funny Trio Quotes
- We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
- Our craziness made us best friends.
- The combined study is meeting with friends where all aspects of the world are discussed except studies.
- Finding friends with the same mental disorder. Priceless!!
- Everyone has a friend, who is a plant killer.
- Some people go to priests, others to poetry, and I to my friends.
- My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people i know but i love them.
- Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
- We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. -Unknown
- That awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
- True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.