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These Instagram funny captions for boys are perfect to post funny Insta posts or Facebook posts as well. 

Also, you can modify, and create your personal ones as well as per your need.

Moreover, you can use these boy quotes to post funny pics or selfies on Instagram or any social media.

Just pick the matching Instagram captions that go well with your pics or insta post.

So, what are you waiting for, just copy and paste these amazingly written funny captions for boys.

Funny Captions For Boys/Men To Post On Instagram 2024

“I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.”

“If being hot is a Crime ARREST ME!”

“Who needs self-awareness when I can make you aware of me instead?”

“I’m really a giant cupcake. Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice”

“Moonwalks out of an awkward situation.”

“I will go into survival mode if tickled.”

“Only dead fish go with the flow.” (Captions for Boys)

“I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.”

“I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.”

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

“I only rap occasionally.”

“Confidence level: Kanye West.”

“I’m not glad it’s Friday I’m glad it’s Today. I Love my life 7 days a week.”

“I looked at my Instagram photos and realized I look beautiful.”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m an 11.”

“I am 10, on the pH scale, maybe. Cuz I am basic.”

“If you have crazy friends, you have everything.”

“Friends are God’s way of looking after us.”

“The language of friendship is not words but meanings.”

“Me will go into survival mode if tickled.”

“I’m not happy it’s “Friday” I’m happy it’s “Today”. Love your life 7 days a week.”

“I’m beginning to like Instagram, which is unusual on the grounds that I loathe pictures.”

“I’ve generally believed being famous on Instagram is as about as futile as being rich in syndication.”

“I got back with my Ex…Box 360.”

“So you’re telling me I have a chance.”

“Walking past a class with your friends in it.”

“I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!”

“Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?”

“Started from the bottom now we’re here.”

“Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.”

“Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.”

“Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.”

“The more weird you are, the more fun you are.”

“You were born to fit in. I was born to stand out.”

“Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.”

“I let my haters be my motivators.”

“My middle finger salutes your attitude.”

“I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand.”

“What others think of me is none of my business.”

“I’m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.”

“I don’t have time to hate anyone. I either love you, or I don’t care at all.”

“When people ask what I do. I say whatever it takes.”

“In a room full of art you’d still stare at Me.”

“I’m strong, I’m beautiful, I am enough.”

“A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away.”

“A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.”

“Every man is the architect of his own fortune.”

“I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.”

“A thinking man can never be brave.”

“I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.”

“I’m a handsome man with a charming personality.”

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