56 Dumb Pick Up Lines To Use On Guys & Girls To Get A Laugh 2024

Here are the best dumb pick up lines to use over text, personally, on tinder, bumble or any other dating app.

Well, it’s an art when it comes to using pick up lines. Here I have compiled some of the best dumb pick up lines that can help you get a smile.

If you can get your crush or love interest to smile or laugh, half of the battle is won, just keep the conversation going.

Although you can try out these dirty pick-up lines to use if the situation demands or you know the person well.

Check out some of my favorites handpicked best pick up lines to make guys and girls laugh below. Enjoy!

Here Are Dumb Pick Up Lines To Use On Guys & Girls

“Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?”

“You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.”

“Can I even get a fake number?”

“I would say god bless you but it looks like he already did.”

“If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?”

“If you were sprite, I’d obey my thirst!”

“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”

“For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.”

“Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.”

“Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?”

“Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

“Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!”

“I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”

“Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”

“If you were a library book, I would check you out.”

“I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.”

“Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.”

“Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.”

“Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

“Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.”

“There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?”

“I thought happiness starts with h. But why does mine starts with u.”

“Do you know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.”

“Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?”

“Would you like to fill out a survey? (you can ask her number, name, etc. In the survey)”

“Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.”

“Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.”

“You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…”

“I sneezed because God blessed me with you.”

“You know, dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…want to help prove him wrong?”

“Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.”

“(take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.”

“Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.”

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

“So, you must be the reason men/women fall in love.”

“Do you have a bandaid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

“Nice shoes, we should go out.”

“Blink once if you want to go out with me.”

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.”

“Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you’d be called McGorgeous.”

“I would say god bless you but it looks like he already did.”

“Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!”

“If I followed you home, would you keep me?”

“Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?”

“Is your name google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m searching for.”

“Do you have a name? Or can I just call you mine?”

“Are you from U.K ? Because I want u, k?”

“Are you African? Cause Africans love you!”

“Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.”

“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”

“Did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”

“Baby, you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!”

“Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

I hope these best dumb pick up lines useful to score you a date in 2024.

Moreover, you can check out this huge collection of dirty quotes, pickup lines, questions to ask, and nicknames to spice things up or impress him or her.