31 Best Bojack Horseman Quotes Inspirational, Funny 2022

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31 Best Bojack Horseman Quotes
31 Best Bojack Horseman Quotes 2022

Here we have compiled the best Bojack Horseman quotes that are inspirational as well as funny you can use to inspire yourself and others.

These Bojack horseman quotes can fit anywhere, different moods, and moments.

BoJack Horseman is the first animated comedy series from Netflix, is also one of the streaming service’s most popular shows.

The supporting cast is filled with characters who are equally lovable and equally damaged.

Have a look at these Bojack horseman quotes and find the suitable line for you.

I hope you’ll like these Bojack horseman quotes and sayings that are funny as well as inspirational. Enjoy!

Inspirational Bojack Horseman Quotes

These are the best inspirational Bojack horseman quotes, if you like this web series and looking for inspirational sayings, you’ll love them.

Have a look at these Bojack horseman quotes and share them on Instagram as well as on WhatsApp or Facebook to inspire others.

“Well, that’s the problem with life, right? Either you know what you want and then you don’t get what you want, r you get what you want, and then you don’t know what you want.”

“Just pretend you are happy, and eventually, you’ll forget you’re pretending.”

The only thing to do now is just to keep living forward.

“All the red flags look likes flags.”

“Even if no one appreciates you, it’s important that you don’t stop being good.”

“You are all the things that are wrong with you.”

“It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day —that’s the hard part. But it does get easier.”

“Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside as he runs his hand over the oven.”

“You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.”

“I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know-how. I don’t know if I can.”

“Fool me once, shame on you. But teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.”

“Everybody deserves to be loved.”

“I can’t say no to people because I want everyone to like me.”

“Things don’t become traditions because they’re good, they become good because they’re traditions.”

“We’re just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.”

Funny Bojack Horseman Quotes

Here we have compiled the funny Bojack horseman quotes and saying from season 1 to season 6. Pick Bojack quotes as captions or statuses on Instagram, Facebook, or WhatsApp. Enjoy!

“Being a movie star is the hardest job, and we get no recognition!”

“Todd, your good-hearted naivety has once again conspired with outrageous happenstance to completely dick me over!”

“Why 12 steps? Nobody wants to do 12 of anything. Did you see ’12 Years A Slave’ and think ‘that’s a short number of years to be a slave?'”

“When your father dies, you ask yourself a lot of questions, like ‘Wait, did you say he died in a duel?’ and ‘Who dies in a duel?'”

“Is it possible that this whole time, I’ve been an amazing feminist hero and nobody knew it?”

“Diane, I am famous — everyone gives me everything I want all the time. It is an existential curse, but a huge day-to-day convenience.”

“You’ve got a nice set of pipes. You’re like a Josh Groban who doesn’t also think he’s funny.”

“I want to do things with you. Fully clothed, sober, in daylight hours.”

“Goddammit, Honeydew? Jesus, why does Cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party it can bring along its dumb friend Honeydew? You don’t get a plus one Cantaloupe.”

“There’s that old saying: Liquor before beer, never fear, don’t do heroin.”

“Why put the skip ad button so late? I’m not skipping now. I’m invested.”

“Now if you excuse me, I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”

“I drove, but I moved my arm a bunch so the Fitbit counted the miles.”

“Todd! Get in the car. It is time to get serious about autoerotic asphyxiation.”

“I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!”

“Well, that was another in a long series of regrettable life choices.”

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